Autoshows attract a lot of car enthusiasts - and cops. There were tons of great burnouts at last years Bimmerfest, so this year, the police were out in full force. That obviously didn't stop this idiot from lighting it up right in front of one.
Maybe it's something about BMW drivers that urges them to do burnouts whenever, wherever. Maybe by doing a burnout they think that their 2liter BMW four-door is actually a brand new V8 M3. Whatever, this idiot didn't even bother to look around, because if he did, he would have seen the cop car that was watching him all along.
While money can buy you a Ferrari, it most certainly can't buy you any common sense. Ferrari's can cause a stir on the roads and attract a lot of attention. You'd think that knowing that, if you drove one around, you'd be a little bit careful. This idiot obviously didn't think so.
Fully sick Honda burnout in the parking lot bro! Look at how cool this idiot thought he was, burning rubber in front of his mates, in a lit up carpark. Bet the cop didn't think he looked that cool.
So you got yourself a Mustang huh? What better way than to show off the power of your muscle car than a big, smokey burnout right? Well this idiot thought that was a good idea. The Houston Police that arrested him, didn't agree.
This is the icing on the cake. This idiot was driving around the streets of Perth in Australia for a good five minutes, casually doing burnouts on the way. The driver was so clueless, he even let's his passenger get out for a little wee. What he didn't know was that a Police helicopter was watching his antics from above and lead the Police right outside his doorstep.
Saturday, 8 September 2012
Hungry For Horsepower? Hennesey's Creations
In case you haven't heard about Hennessey Performance, they are a Texas based tuning shop that creates the sort of horsepower that would make even a Buggati Veyron a little shy. From a pick up truck with 800 horsepower to the mighty 1244 horsepower Venom GT supercar, Hennessey knows how to do big horsepower.
Hennessey's latest creation is a Bugatti-Besting 1266hp Cadillac CTS-V. The Cadillac powerhouse packs a 7.0liter twin turbo V8 good for 1,066hp at the wheels. Hennessey claims a 0-100 in 2.9 seconds (as long as you put the power down to the road) and a blistering 10.2 second quarter mile. Perhaps even more impressive is the top speed. To get to the point, it's 242mph. Hennessey plans to build just 12 of these monstrous machines which will feature a full carbon wide body.
Ever looked at your pick up and thought it needs more power? John Hennessey obviously did. Hennessey takes a brand new Ford Raptor pick up, adds boost and a disturbingly loud exhaust and give you, what they call, the Velociraptor. If you have a spare US $16,000 and a Ford Raptor, the 600 horsepower Velociraptor can be all yours. Oh and if that's not enough power for you than the package comes with some blow as well. How does more than 800 horsepower sound? Yup, Hennessey offers a twin turbo 800 horsepower Velociraptor to satisfy your horsepower cravings.
The baddest, meanest and angriest Hennessey creation is the Venom GT. John Hennessey basically looked at at a Lotus Exige and thought " I wonder what this tiny, light weight, go-kart would be like with over a thousand horsepower and two turbos." That's how the Venom GT was born. The Venom GT weighs only 1244kg and has 1244 horsepower. To put that into perspective, the Buggatti Veyron gets from 0-200mph in 24.2 seconds. Want to guess how quickly the Venom GT manages the 0-200mph sprint? Nope, you're quite wrong. It does it in 15.3 seconds! It's a car for the insane. You have to admit though, it is a seriously cool piece of kit. Which is probably why Steven Tylor brought one.
Hennessey's latest creation is a Bugatti-Besting 1266hp Cadillac CTS-V. The Cadillac powerhouse packs a 7.0liter twin turbo V8 good for 1,066hp at the wheels. Hennessey claims a 0-100 in 2.9 seconds (as long as you put the power down to the road) and a blistering 10.2 second quarter mile. Perhaps even more impressive is the top speed. To get to the point, it's 242mph. Hennessey plans to build just 12 of these monstrous machines which will feature a full carbon wide body.
Ever looked at your pick up and thought it needs more power? John Hennessey obviously did. Hennessey takes a brand new Ford Raptor pick up, adds boost and a disturbingly loud exhaust and give you, what they call, the Velociraptor. If you have a spare US $16,000 and a Ford Raptor, the 600 horsepower Velociraptor can be all yours. Oh and if that's not enough power for you than the package comes with some blow as well. How does more than 800 horsepower sound? Yup, Hennessey offers a twin turbo 800 horsepower Velociraptor to satisfy your horsepower cravings.
The baddest, meanest and angriest Hennessey creation is the Venom GT. John Hennessey basically looked at at a Lotus Exige and thought " I wonder what this tiny, light weight, go-kart would be like with over a thousand horsepower and two turbos." That's how the Venom GT was born. The Venom GT weighs only 1244kg and has 1244 horsepower. To put that into perspective, the Buggatti Veyron gets from 0-200mph in 24.2 seconds. Want to guess how quickly the Venom GT manages the 0-200mph sprint? Nope, you're quite wrong. It does it in 15.3 seconds! It's a car for the insane. You have to admit though, it is a seriously cool piece of kit. Which is probably why Steven Tylor brought one.
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Friday, 7 September 2012
Chris Harris Doesn't Love the MX-5
Chris Harris has been known to dislike the Mazda MX-5. He went as far as to calling it "shit", in an article a few years ago. Chris' daring outcry made him the nemesis of many loyal MX-5 fans.
Well, Monkey is at it again to find out what all the fuss is about. Swapping his Ferrari 599 with Cameraman and Editor, Neil Carey's Mazda Mx-5, Chris sets out to see if he was wrong all those years ago. Has his views on the car changed? You'll have to watch the video to find out.
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Tuesday, 4 September 2012
Sex On Wheels Part1: A 60's Icon
Some cars are more than objects that get you from "a" to "b" They are works of art and pieces of engineering pefrection. You might think that most modern supercars are sexy and beautiful, but you'd be wrong. A lot of them are striking, yes, but beautiful? I don't think so. Most modern supercars are designed in a wind tunnel. Their streaks and lines are defined by how much downforce or lateral g they will generate when lapping the Nurbugring. The Jaguar E-Type wasn't designed in a wind-tunnel. It wasn't designed to be the fastest car around your local test track. It was designed to be beautiful.
The E-Type was launched at the 1961 Geneva Auto Show to much fanfare. Enzo Ferrari himself called it "the most beautiful car ever made." Have you ever seen an E-Type up close? It's pure sex. Its curvaceous body is simple and elegant. The E-Type is all style. Just about anyone could jump in it, put on some dark shades and look cool. I remember when I first saw an E-Type. It was a British Racing Green convertible. It pulled into a parking bay, right next to a Gucci store. My god was it beautiful. For a car made in the 60's, it looked modern, sleek and very sexy. Sitting outside Gucci, it almost looked like it belonged there. The E-Type is a fashion icon. People with E-Type's are cool. Which is why just about every Hollywood star brought one when the car launched during the 60's. Frank Sinatra is said to have taken one look at the E-Type and said "I want that car, and I want it now."
Which is exactly how I felt when I saw the E-Type inspired Eagle Speedster. The Eagle Speedster is a modern take on the E-Type. It has a lighter body, a lower windscreen and a lot more power. All of that stuff is irrelevant, because the Eagle Speedster may just be the sexiest car ever made. Jeremy Clarkson went as far as to say that it may be "the sexiest thing he has ever seen." I mean just look at it! The Eagle Speedster is just a sensation. Unfortunately, there is a problem. It's the price. It's even more sensational and fantastical than the car itself. It's half a million pounds. So it's unlikely that we will ever own or let alone see an Eagle Speedster in person. Still, at least we can have this sex on wheels hanging on our wall.
The E-Type was launched at the 1961 Geneva Auto Show to much fanfare. Enzo Ferrari himself called it "the most beautiful car ever made." Have you ever seen an E-Type up close? It's pure sex. Its curvaceous body is simple and elegant. The E-Type is all style. Just about anyone could jump in it, put on some dark shades and look cool. I remember when I first saw an E-Type. It was a British Racing Green convertible. It pulled into a parking bay, right next to a Gucci store. My god was it beautiful. For a car made in the 60's, it looked modern, sleek and very sexy. Sitting outside Gucci, it almost looked like it belonged there. The E-Type is a fashion icon. People with E-Type's are cool. Which is why just about every Hollywood star brought one when the car launched during the 60's. Frank Sinatra is said to have taken one look at the E-Type and said "I want that car, and I want it now."
Which is exactly how I felt when I saw the E-Type inspired Eagle Speedster. The Eagle Speedster is a modern take on the E-Type. It has a lighter body, a lower windscreen and a lot more power. All of that stuff is irrelevant, because the Eagle Speedster may just be the sexiest car ever made. Jeremy Clarkson went as far as to say that it may be "the sexiest thing he has ever seen." I mean just look at it! The Eagle Speedster is just a sensation. Unfortunately, there is a problem. It's the price. It's even more sensational and fantastical than the car itself. It's half a million pounds. So it's unlikely that we will ever own or let alone see an Eagle Speedster in person. Still, at least we can have this sex on wheels hanging on our wall.
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Weekly Write-Off: Mustang On Mustang Action
A Mustang 5.0 crashes into a relatively new Mustang GT, which then hits a Corvette. How the driver of the white Mustang did not see the bright red Mustang in front of him is beyond me. The driver of the Corvette sums up the video with one word.
Keep your eyes on the road people!
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Japan's Greatest Supercars part 2: The LFA
The LFA was always going to make this list. It is arguably the only true supercar to come out of Japan. You see, a supercar isn't all about performance or looks. A supercar has got to be exclusive. The Lexus LFA, with its US $375,000 price tag and limited numbers is exactly that. So why on earth does the Lexus cost over three times the amount of a shiny, new Nissan GTR? Is it three times faster? Or three times better looking? No, it is a supercar within a class of its own.
The LFA is one of Japan's greatest supercars, if not by definition, Japan's greatest supercar. Its supercar performance is matched by supercar styling and certainly a supercar pricetag. Although a lot of people think the LFA is just an overpriced Lexus, they couldn't be any further from the truth. Lexus reinvented itself as a brand, with the LFA. The LFA put Japan on the map, with a car that could rival Lamborghini, Ferrari, Aston Mation and just about any other supercar automobile maker.
Stay tuned for part 3.
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| Only 500 Nurbugring LFA will ever be built and will come only in glossy black, matte black, orange and whitest white |
Stay tuned for part 3.
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Saturday, 1 September 2012
3 Terrible Teen Drivers Caught On Video
Don't give these teens your car keys!
There's a reason why insurance companies hate teenage boys. It boils down to one thing really, they like to go fast. A lot of teenage boys think they are the next Michael Schumacher behind the wheel of their Honda City 1.4, which in their mind is of course, a fire-spitting supercar. Unfortunately, that often isn't the case and a lot of them find out the hard way. These videos are all on the funny side. Noone, but the wallet gets hurt in these clips.
You don't always need to be driving the car to damage it. Teenage boys always find amusing new ways to entertain themselves. Like crashing their dad's bikes into their dad's cars.
The majority of teenagers lack the skills and experience to tame powerful cars. So what happen's when a 19 year old borrows his dad's 400 horsepower V8 BMW M3?
Joey's crash has almost 4 million hits on Youtube. The video is a reminder to parents who thought it was a good idea to give their 14 year old son the keys to a brand new Ford Mustang Eleanor.
There's a reason why insurance companies hate teenage boys. It boils down to one thing really, they like to go fast. A lot of teenage boys think they are the next Michael Schumacher behind the wheel of their Honda City 1.4, which in their mind is of course, a fire-spitting supercar. Unfortunately, that often isn't the case and a lot of them find out the hard way. These videos are all on the funny side. Noone, but the wallet gets hurt in these clips.
You don't always need to be driving the car to damage it. Teenage boys always find amusing new ways to entertain themselves. Like crashing their dad's bikes into their dad's cars.
The majority of teenagers lack the skills and experience to tame powerful cars. So what happen's when a 19 year old borrows his dad's 400 horsepower V8 BMW M3?
Joey's crash has almost 4 million hits on Youtube. The video is a reminder to parents who thought it was a good idea to give their 14 year old son the keys to a brand new Ford Mustang Eleanor.
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